What really started me thinking tonight was something my boyfriend told me. Apparently, his English class got into a brief discussion about global warming this past week, and the teacher made it known that she believed it was all a conspiracy and lies cooked up by someone. Maybe it’s just the liberal streak in me, but I really don’t know why people are making such a huge deal about global warming these days, as in, “oh no, global warming can’t possibly exist!” Seriously? I’ll admit, Al Gore’s “documentary,” An Inconvenient Truth, was cliched and unintentionally funny at some points, but at least it helped to promote awareness about the issue. And all the scientific data is there to back up the statements. And no, global warming is not something new nor is it something people just made up for the hell of it. It’s a natural process that’s been happening for billions of years and years; the Earth has always gone through alternating periods of ice ages and global warming.
The problem today is that all the human activity in the last two hundred or so years – starting with the Industrial Revolution and coming right up to the present-day “let’s make nuclear bombs and spill chemicals into rivers and drive around in big ol’ Hummers” atmosphere – has accelerated the warming process. And scarily enough, past data has indicated that there’s always an intense warming period right before the advent of a new ice age. Now, I don’t know if we’re headed into the next ice age, Day After Tomorrow-style, but either way, does it really matter if global warming exists or not if it helps to promote environmental consciousness? What could possibly be wrong with wanting people to care more about the environment?
I’m no tree-hugger, but is it so hard to get up your lazy butt and toss something into an actual trash can instead of just leaving it on the ground? Or collecting your empty water bottles in a bag to recycle? How about car pooling or god forbid, even biking (especially since people are getting so fat in this day and age, why not save the environment and lose a few pounds while you’re at it?) It will not kill you to try any of those, I promise you, because I do all those things myself and I’m one of the laziest people you will ever met. I’m the girl who will lay there and contemplate if I really need to use the restroom, just cause I don’t want to leave my warm, fluffy bed, so if I can find the will to do the things that I mentioned, so can you. So all those whiners just need to shut up, stop complaining about left-wing conspiracies, and actually care. Cause, you know, we all have to live on this planet, and it’d be nice to keep it green and pretty instead of turning it into some apocalyptic wasteland. My thoughts for the night…

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